The second episode features the most memorable character from season 1, the outspoken and hilarious internet troll known only as “The Adderall Dad.” A father who is desperate for his son to succeed in school. His solution to this problem? He gives him Adderall, which has been made illegal in Hawaii, or so he thinks.
By that, I mean he sees a co-worker at work with Adderall and tells her that if she gets caught with it, she’ll face jail time. So naturally, she’s shocked, and he tries to explain why they should take it: it will help them focus on their work because they won’t have to sleep. But then again, if all I wanted was an excuse to get high, I could drink coffee.
The plot thickens when he doesn’t give his son any Adderall but instead gives him a prescription bottle that says “Energy Supplement.” Remember how I mentioned in the previous blog post about prescription drugs being very common in Hawaii? This might be one of those instances where you say screw everything else; let’s use a drug that can get you sent away for years because it’s technically legal. In this case, though, the drug is technically not permitted because we made it illegal despite its legality before this episode existed.
Let’s take a step back and think about what happened here. Giving his son some pills gave him excellent grades and boosted his test scores, which resulted in him getting into a private school even though no one ever told him about applying. Isn’t this cheating? What kind of schools do you want these kids going to anyway? Why aren’t their public schools at all anymore? Is education dead in America, too, or something?
Anyway, after realizing what happened, The Adderall Dad freaks out but then realizes that if people found out what happened, they would
Hawaii has the highest internet usage per household in the country.
Hawaii has the highest internet usage per household in the country. The state also has the lowest broadband penetration and highest internet usage per capita in the world.
Hawaii has the lowest broadband penetration in the country.
Hawaii has the lowest broadband penetration in the country.
Hawaii has the highest internet usage per household in the country.
Hawaii has the highest internet usage per capita in the world.
Internet in Hawaii is expensive, but it’s still beneficial.
Hawaii is a costly place to live, but it’s also one of the most connected states in America. According to data from Statista, Hawaii has the highest internet usage per household in the country and ranks as No. 2 for broadband penetration (behind only Vermont).
So what does this mean? You might want to ensure your internet service provider can help you get online when you move there—especially if you’re planning on working remotely or browsing while traveling abroad.
This is a copy of the script, and it is not up to date for the project’s current state. The following information about an update will be put in the post, but I’ll put that in the OP:
The following updates have occurred since this post was first written:
Added section on how to use Piwigo and Picasa
Added a section on how to use FreePBX
Added section on how to use PureFTPD
I’m going to make a few edits so that people can get started using Piwigo better…the changes are as follows: 1. Added more links in sections two and. Fixed some broken links three and added more information 4. Added a link to a guide explaining how to install Piwik 5—changed “installation” to “setup” 6. Made some minor editing changes 7. I added more information 8. Some other stuff I forgot 9. Major rewrite 10(maybe). DONE!
